| Even Escaped Prisoners Are On Facebook |
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| Written by Nnamdi Godson Osuagwu |
| Thursday, 24 December 2009 13:00 |
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You are serving a 7-year bid for aggravated burglary. You hatch out an escape plan like Wentworth aka “Michael Scofield” from the T.V show “Prison Break.” It actually works. You are now an escaped PRISONER aka FUGITIVE and besides good food, sex, and FREEDOM, you also miss FACEBOOK. So like anyone suffering from “Facebook Addiction”, you start communicating with your friends on Facebook. Unlike the Cameroonian fugitive, Maxi Sopo, who was caught due to his Facebook usage, you are still a “FREE” man who is updating his Facebook status. Think this is FICTION. NO it is NOT. This is the story of Craig Lynch, 28, who escaped from Hollesley Bay open prison near Suffolk, eastern England, back in September 2009. Here are some of his status updates and wall posts: "mmm i just had a 12lb venison steak. Roasted veg and chips, bangin meal. I feel stuffed but still got room for the j.d's . Hope you enjoyed the meal babe's. We'll have to eat here again" "Is thinkin, which lucky girl will be my first of 2010!!." "The hotel staff haven't even clocked which was the only thing I've been paranoid about all day!" "well what can i say fellow friends. The run is nearly over. Sorry some of you had to find out like this. I know some of you might take offence that i never told you personally. But you know me. I Trust No One. Its the only way to be." The Suffolk police department is currently working with the good folks at Facebook to track down Craig Lynch. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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